A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?